But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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