I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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