Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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