Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think I died a long time ago.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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