pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
