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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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