help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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