Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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