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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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