We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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