I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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