this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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