What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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