Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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