so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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