I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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