Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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