We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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