Jerry, you need to find god
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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