I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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