He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize