i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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