Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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