i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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