I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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