sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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