p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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