then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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