don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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