Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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