Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So many bounce houses so little time
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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