i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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