Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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