I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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