why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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