id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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