Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
These tits shall not be calmed
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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