North Korea, Best Korea!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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