Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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