waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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