Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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