I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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