Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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