That's intense
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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