New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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