Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The air was thick with penises
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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