Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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