if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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