we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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