Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
this is an emotional support booty call
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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