it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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