Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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