y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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